| Worship of the penis has existed since time immemorial. In ancient cultures, the penis represented power and fertility and was often depicted as the focal point in paintings, sculptures, pottery, and engravings. Mrs. Candy's Perfect Phallus™, a labour of love created, administered, and overseen by retired head mistress, bon vivant, and long-time connoisseur of the Phallus, Mrs. Candy, is a vibrant, one-of-a-kind community created for the purpose of restoring the penis to its rightful place in the world of fine art, as object of unmatched aesthetic beauty – as it once was in ancient times.
Both sexes, irrespective of sexual orientation, have an innate desire to commune with the penis of other men. In addition, the majority of men possess an innate desire to share the power of their penis with others. These phallic desires exist today as they always have but our avenues for satisfying them have become limited. The purpose of Mrs. Candy's Perfect Phallus™ is to allow us to satisfy these phallic desires. All members will have their own profile. Men who wish to show their cock to others are able to upload their cock photos and penis pictures for other members to rate, review and comment on. Those who wish to view and comment on the cock pictures and penis photos of other men may do so in an environment free from the guilt society attributes to phallic worship.
Mrs. Candy has been reviewing and rating penises for over 30 years. During this time she has reviewed literally thousands of cocks in the flesh and hundreds of thousands of cock photos and penis pics sent to her from men of all ages from around the world. Her vast and incomparable experience in all matters phallic has allowed her to create a mathematical formula to determine the aesthetic balance of any particular cock. Do you wonder how your cock might stack up against the cocks of other men? By joining Mrs. Candy's Perfect Phallus™ you can find out. In addition to uploading and showing your own cock pics and penis photos and commenting on the cock photos and penis pictures of others, Mrs. Candy's Perfect Phallus™ contains phallic reviews by Mrs. Candy as well as Mrs. Candy's Phallic Journal - with journal entries about art, gossip, medical, and other news relating to the penis.
Members may pit their cocks against the cocks of others in the popular game known as Phallic Duels. Those members whose cocks and physiques are blessed by the Gods are chosen as studs to roam the pastures of Mrs. Candy's Stud Farm. From time to time, Mrs. Candy will also feature members whose penis is worthy of praise and appreciation. Members are ranked by popularity. The popularity score is calculated by reference to a number of factors, including number of profile and photos comments, aggregate profile and photo ratings, number of profile and photo views, and whether the member has been featured, chosen as a member of Mrs. Candy's Stud Farm, or had his buns placed on the shelves of Mrs. Candy's Phallic Bakery.
So whether you enjoy showing photos of your penis and exposing your erect cock to other people, or looking at and comment on the cock pictures and penis photos of sexy men of all ages from around the world, or reading Mrs. Candy's Phallic Reviews and journal entries, all in an atmosphere of sophisticated fun and frivolity, then you should definitely join Mrs. Candy's Perfect Phallus™s. Membership is completely free.
Mrs. Candy's Perfect Phallus™ is like no other website you have ever seen. It is a sophisticated social network for adults who believe in phallic worship and the power and beauty of the cock. It is not a smutty porn website. Rather, it is a one-of-a-kind respectful community overseen by Mrs. Candy whose focus just happens to be the beautiful and fleshy morsel that hangs between the legs of every man. Join Mrs. Candy as she scours the four corners of the globe in her endless search for the Perfect Phallus™ So why not register as a member and start sharing your cock photos and penis pictures with the world today? You know you want to! |
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